Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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