i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Small penises have feelings too.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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