i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
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he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
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Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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