Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
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I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
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I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
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of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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