I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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