When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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