White coat. Heels.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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