just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
My liver just had a heart attack.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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