office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
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As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
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I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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