We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
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Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
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It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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