do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
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you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
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I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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