Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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