They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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