we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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