how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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