Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
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On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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