Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
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bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
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Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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