You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
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I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
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I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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