I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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