Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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