did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
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and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
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So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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