its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
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I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
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At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
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He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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