my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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