the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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