Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
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next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
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Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I deserve this hangover.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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