We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
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My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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