either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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