oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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