so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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