I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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