I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
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I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
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Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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