try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
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