a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Mom said you looked used
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
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If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
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We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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