You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
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I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
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Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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