Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
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something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
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Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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