Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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