You really coming over, don't trick.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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