I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
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Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
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She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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