Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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