kristin has been a bad kristin
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
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right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
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Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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