can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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