I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
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i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
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I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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