She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
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Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
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Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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