Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
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I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
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Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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