He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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