just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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