i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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