Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I need help removing her.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
She announced her abortion via fbk
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He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
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she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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