I wish I could punch you in the face.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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