So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
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Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
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I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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