either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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