Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
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