She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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