i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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