Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
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I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
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Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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