do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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