Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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