I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
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So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
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I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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